Pants are for the weak

part time alco · Posted: Sun - Nov, 13 2011 - 1:48 am Post subject: Pants are for the weak

SO one night in Barcelona I'm at the hostel with the other tourists, smashing down pre-drinks, about 2 six packs for myself, then we hit the clubs and keep drinking of course

the clubs are on the shore of the beach, so skinny dipping sounds like an awesome idea, the rest of the group dropped their clothes in a circle with one guy to protect it all....me and my madame for the evening just sprinted at the water throwing our clothes behind us wherever theyd land

3 hours later the suns up, all the other tourists left ages ago and all me and my partner can find are my socks belt and shirt and her undies

being the gentleman that i am i gave her my shirt and walked back to my hostel wearing only a sock over my cock

Everyone in the hostel knew me as no pants, i went back 2 months later and the staff remembered me, even if all the backpackers had moved on

sloshed · Posted: Sun - Nov, 13 2011 - 8:01 pm Post subject:

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The Joker · Posted: Mon - Nov, 14 2011 - 10:04 am Post subject:

I think I just came up with an idea for a halloween costume next year. Headbang

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Let the obsession begin.

beerlover420 · Posted: Mon - Nov, 14 2011 - 2:14 pm Post subject:

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Beer Is Bread

ricka182 · Posted: Thu - Nov, 17 2011 - 4:53 pm Post subject:

That is kind of funny.. I'd probably do the same thing.... Drink Beer Bottle

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