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ricka182
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PostPosted: Wed - Aug, 24 2005 - 8:15 pm    Post subject: Thunder sucks rotting cow ass.... Reply with quote

so yioet aganb I drunkeldly tell of how baD My softvbALKL TEAMN IS, we lost liek fuckinm 30-2 tonght to close out thisa miserable season, I an the onyl oen who rouvght beer, so I hmade sure I had a few for me, befo aI selectivewlyt gave outy the rest,m then we went to the 99's and had a few 25oz-ers, plus two pweeepa gave me hald their beer, so i '
m fucking hammerered.....we suxck, but i got drunk, wehoxh is all tghat xonts, appreciation fopr beer, it is good......yeah uxhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhcdbbbbbbbb oh, sorry...and stuff,.,, Drink Beer Bottle :passed-da-fuck-out:
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PostPosted: Wed - Aug, 24 2005 - 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know what to say to that...

Have a nice nap. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu - Aug, 25 2005 - 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kidvelvet67 wrote:
I don't know what to say to that...

Have a nice nap. Smile


ROFL

From the looks of your post, you might have played a pivotal role in the loss. Beer Laugh
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PostPosted: Thu - Aug, 25 2005 - 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's classic. ROFL ROFL
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PostPosted: Thu - Aug, 25 2005 - 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL Laugh ROFL Laugh

I understand where he is coming from, though. The last time I went to a bar and drank after a softball game, I came home in that same condition. Although, I'm not sure if Rick had enough beer. Rick, you should have had a few more of those 25 OZ-ers!!!

And it's true... the Thunder Softball team did suck rotting cow ass last night.
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PostPosted: Thu - Aug, 25 2005 - 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ow.....my head......ohhh, yeah, that would be a hangover......I love gatorade right now.....

We used two, no three different pitchers, it didn't matter, the other team hit at least 10 home runs,some guy had TWO grand slams and three run shot you can't catch a ball that's 200 feet past the fence, or across the street, or well, we can't catch anything.....thankfully, last game of the
season for the team......WTF!
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PostPosted: Sun - Sep, 18 2005 - 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is one of the better drunk posts I have seen....
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PostPosted: Sun - Sep, 18 2005 - 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We used two, no three different pitchers
So you were ordering 3 pitchers at a time????

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three run shot you can't catch
I can't under stand this but I think you droped 3 shoot glasses.
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PostPosted: Sun - Sep, 18 2005 - 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite part is how he spelled "people"

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plus two pweeepa gave me hald their beer,


Cool You know we are just f'ing with you, Rick. I have a few drunk posts up here, too.....(but nothing quite like this....)

I love it, get drunk, get online and make an ass out of yourself for the world to see.
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PostPosted: Mon - Sep, 19 2005 - 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I love it, get drunk, get online and make an ass out of yourself for the world to see.


Yes, that behavior is highly encouraged.. Beer
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PostPosted: Mon - Sep, 19 2005 - 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Y'all......That game and season sucked worse than sobriety......I ahd no choice to get wasted......thanks for the sympathy.... Drink Beer Bottle
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