Strange state beer laws

sloshed · Posted: Tue - Aug, 28 2007 - 10:33 pm Post subject: Strange state beer laws

Wow, there are some very stupid laws out there..

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art52640.asp
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ricka182 · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 4:04 am Post subject:

OK, seriously....you'd have to live in Alaska to think a moose wants your beer.....now Delaware I like.....haha I just saw the MA silly law...I live next to Woburn...in Burlington, it is illegal to be served while standing..old ass by-law from way back....
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beerlover420 · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 5:10 am Post subject:

Ok,I can understand not giving beer to moose because they can really bust up a keg party,but fish? (unless, it's a moose that drinks like a fish!). ROFL

sloshed · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 5:13 am Post subject:

The really weird ones like the moose exist only because it is more expensive to repeal them than keep them, so they are just ignored. In Oregon, laws still exist that say you can't use canned corn as fishing bait, talk dirty during sex, or box a kangaroo.. Drink From Flask

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ricka182 · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 6:17 am Post subject:

Oregon is fucked! But then again, so is Taxachusetts.....we totally suck, just less than everyone else...

The corn thing is baffling, seriously, no corn for bait?....WTF ...I use worms, they work well.

As for talking dirty, I kind of like hearing my woman say she wants my **** stuffed in her ***, and then **** off her face.....it's hot.

And who the hell would want to box a friggen kangaroo...that's like wresting a bear; probably won't do so well.... Drink Beer Bottle

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sloshed · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 2:55 pm Post subject:

Alright, you guys have some pretty weird ones too.. Check these Mass. laws out..

It is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Tattooing and body piercing is illegal.

Bullets may not be used as currency.

Quakers and witches are banned.
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sloshed · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 2:56 pm Post subject:

kidvelvet67 · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 5:05 pm Post subject:

Quakers are banned from Mass? Huh?

No oatmeal for you!
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ricka182 · Posted: Wed - Aug, 29 2007 - 5:16 pm Post subject:

sloshed · Posted: Thu - Aug, 30 2007 - 4:03 am Post subject:

ricka182 · Posted: Thu - Aug, 30 2007 - 8:06 am Post subject:

Well, later today, I'll be all fucked up.....okay, so it's holiday weekend, we'll all be trashed!!! Drink Beer Bottle

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sloshed · Posted: Thu - Aug, 30 2007 - 1:39 pm Post subject:

I wish.. My bible thumping mom comes to town today.. Cry

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buc378 · Posted: Mon - Jun, 25 2012 - 10:54 am Post subject:

Thats some crazy laws. Our state laws are not bad here,but the local law and the people that think they know whats best for you,have a tendency to make up their own laws and in force them on you.