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sloshed
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PostPosted: Tue - Oct, 30 2007 - 11:17 am    Post subject: Beer investment.. Reply with quote

I got this in an email.. Kind of funny..

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left

If you purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But if you purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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ricka182
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PostPosted: Tue - Oct, 30 2007 - 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it J!!!!!!!! You should run for president..... Drink Beer Bottle Beer
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PostPosted: Thu - Nov, 01 2007 - 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats awesome and funny,too! Cheers. Beer
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PostPosted: Thu - May, 01 2008 - 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha corporate life
drink up!
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