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sloshed Chief Enabler


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 2673 Beer Reviews: 2616 Location: Portland, OR Favorite Beer: Achel Extra, Bell's Expedition Stout, Westvleteren 12
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Posted: Tue - Oct, 30 2007 - 11:17 am Post subject: Beer investment.. |
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I got this in an email.. Kind of funny..
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left
If you purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
But if you purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan _________________ I drink to forget my blackouts. |
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ricka182 Betty Ford Patient


Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 2702 Beer Reviews: 60 Location: Boston Favorite Beer: Westvleteren Abt 12
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Posted: Tue - Oct, 30 2007 - 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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I like it J!!!!!!!! You should run for president.....  _________________ .
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beerlover420 Permadrunk


Joined: 16 Nov 2006 Posts: 845 Beer Reviews: 1401 Location: Central Maine, USA. Favorite Beer: Westvleteren Abt.12, Goose Island Bourbon County Stout
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Posted: Thu - Nov, 01 2007 - 2:59 am Post subject: |
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Thats awesome and funny,too! Cheers.  |
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Posted: Thu - May, 01 2008 - 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha corporate life
drink up! |
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