More bodily fluid misadventures

drewm320

A group of us were at a party and one of the guys managed to get some action with some skank. The strange thing was that this was about the only time he ever got any action for as long as I knew him. One of the reasons this was funny was because it's completely not his style to get in a situation like this.

So he has getting some hand action on a couch just away from the main area where people were dancing. The girl got the job done and of course they didn't bother to clean up the mess that was now on the floor in a somewhat dark part of the room.

About two minutes after they left, some guy was walking by the area, slipped on the man gravy, and landed right in it.

ricka182 · Posted: Sat - Oct, 23 2004 - 1:22 pm Post subject:

Thats f*cking nasty! I would kill someone. And steal their beer. Drink Beer Bottle

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Judge Rage · Posted: Sun - Oct, 24 2004 - 8:13 pm Post subject:

Oh man, that is sick.

I can never understand why people want to "get some" at a party. I want to "get some" AFTER the party, so then I can pass out afterwards.
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todd cox · Posted: Fri - Oct, 29 2004 - 4:59 pm Post subject:

That whole situation could have been avoided if he would have made the bitch give him head rather than a hand job. He could have forced her to swallow his spunk and that poor bastard wouldn't have been bathing in it. Come on, a hand job? I can give myself a hand job and it would be better, I know what I like.
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