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kidvelvet67
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I am picturing the beertutor.com network analyzer...anything encrypted just shows beer bottles instead of garbage characters. And as more bandwidth is used, a large Duvel bottle gets filled.
Or, when an interface goes down, it just shows Ricka passed out in front of Fenway Park. 
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drewm320
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Location: Dayton
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| Posted: Mon - Apr, 18 2005 - 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Beertutor.com urinal cakes. You could even shape them into big bottle caps just like the logo. |
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ricka182
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| Posted: Mon - Apr, 18 2005 - 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Hey c'mon now.....at least let me in The Cask N' Flagon!  
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kidvelvet67
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| Posted: Mon - Apr, 18 2005 - 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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| ricka182 wrote: | | Hey c'mon now.....at least let me in The Cask N' Flagon! |
That would be an interesting animated icon.
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PrimeMinister
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Location: Montreal, Qc, Canada
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| Posted: Tue - Apr, 19 2005 - 3:31 am Post subject: |
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I can picture the Beertutor.com fridge which comes with Jason in it, always ready to show off his beer opening skills.
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sloshed
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Location: Portland, OR
Favorite Beer: Achel Extra, Bell's Expedition Stout, Westvleteren 12
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| Posted: Wed - Apr, 20 2005 - 3:42 am Post subject: |
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| PrimeMinister wrote: | | I can picture the Beertutor.com fridge which comes with Jason in it, always ready to show off his beer opening skills. |
The only problem with that is that I could only sell one of them unless I could be cloned and I don't think anyone wants that.  |
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PrimeMinister
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| Posted: Wed - Apr, 20 2005 - 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, an army of blue mutants shipped in Beertutor.com fridges... that would be scary!
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ITMAN
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Favorite Beer: Duvel
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| Posted: Wed - Apr, 20 2005 - 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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| sloshed wrote: | | PrimeMinister wrote: | | I can picture the Beertutor.com fridge which comes with Jason in it, always ready to show off his beer opening skills. |
The only problem with that is that I could only sell one of them unless I could be cloned and I don't think anyone wants that. |
Well that’s ok. I do not think many people would want a fridge with you in it. I mean think of it. You put a 6 pack in and get 6 empties out. |
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kidvelvet67
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| Posted: Wed - Apr, 20 2005 - 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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| ITMAN wrote: | | sloshed wrote: | | PrimeMinister wrote: | | I can picture the Beertutor.com fridge which comes with Jason in it, always ready to show off his beer opening skills. |
The only problem with that is that I could only sell one of them unless I could be cloned and I don't think anyone wants that. |
Well that’s ok. I do not think many people would want a fridge with you in it. I mean think of it. You put a 6 pack in and get 6 empties out. |
6 empties and a disturbing smurf...
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PrimeMinister
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Yes, feels like this big horse in Troy...
Couldn't risk having anybody left alone in my place...
Not with all this beer hanging around!
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sloshed
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| I like this "black hole" refridgerator idea. Maybe I should climb into one at a store and see where I wind up and what kind of beer I get.. |
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Bustedup16
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| Posted: Wed - Apr, 27 2005 - 3:50 am Post subject: |
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| sloshed wrote: | | I like this "black hole" refridgerator idea. Maybe I should climb into one at a store and see where I wind up and what kind of beer I get.. |
There's an idea!
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ricka182
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| Posted: Wed - Apr, 27 2005 - 5:01 am Post subject: |
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| sloshed wrote: | | I like this "black hole" refridgerator idea. Maybe I should climb into one at a store and see where I wind up and what kind of beer I get.. |
Would you be pissed if you pulled out a box of PBR...?!?
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kidvelvet67
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| Posted: Thu - Apr, 28 2005 - 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| ricka182 wrote: | | sloshed wrote: | | I like this "black hole" refridgerator idea. Maybe I should climb into one at a store and see where I wind up and what kind of beer I get.. |
Would you be pissed if you pulled out a box of PBR...?!? |
At your inlaws to boot...
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sloshed
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I couldn't force myself to be angry about free beer.  |
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