Theives Steal 50,000 Beers

[Guest]

Crooks in Canada stole 50,000 Moosehead beers destined for Mexico. The driver of the transport truck has been arrested, however, the beer is missing. 5,000 to 8,000 cans were recovered when a truck ran off the road. The driver of that vehicle is still at large.

Authorities seem convinced that the crooks will be unable to fence the beer since it is labeled in Spanish and English so it cannot be sold in Canada, nor transported over the border.

[ricka182]

If you drink enough, there's no evidence....I mean 50,000, divided by.....a few here....a few there...ok, that's a lot of beer....but why moosehead?....
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[Guest]

Well, how long does beer stay good for? About a year? So if 10 people got to work on the stash, they would have to drink 14 beers apiece per day to finish them in a year..

Plus you would have to find a way to keep them refridgerated..

[Judge Rage]

I doubt they would stay good even that long....

Don't the Coors people say you should drink their beer within 6 months of the born on date?
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[Guest]

OK, then that makes it 28 beers a day.. A pretty tall order..

[ricka182]

28 beers a day!!! ooohhh...my liver, my liver looks like swiss cheese....
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