Why not to fight while drunk.

[Aaron]

Lets set the stage... I was only telling the man that his pig slut of a girl friend was hitting on me while he was out cleaning her pen. (Please note that this was in Springfield Or. Trailerpark graveyard of the world followed closely by West Virgina)

Well, he did not take that comment very-well. I was not looking to start anything so I just let me hands remain in their pockets. (a great amount of fun is be found there when alone and drunk.) I do have to say that he must have been drinking also because his first swing was not really well placed and removed the pig slut from her feet. Oh this is were my judgement could have been better. Watching the mutt being shown the pavement. I had really not thought that this guy was mad at me. I was only informing him that he needed to keep this lady a little closer to the trough... The exact words that I said as the Jabba was falling down could have been better. "Oh, boy! your in trouble now." That was all I remember after hitting the PaperBox with the soft part of my head... I awoke in the hospital with my soon to be mother in-law telling me to stop crying.

That is why you should never fight drunk and friends should always maintian a close eye on those who over indulge.

[Aaron]

Wife does not like that story.... Oh, how she will flip over some of the other Gems I have in closet...
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You never been really drunk untill you Poop yourself.

[Guest]

Yeah.. Not really a big fan of the fighting, mainly because it hurts and is a buzzkill.. Adrenaline does amazing things to your BAC which seems to reverse all of the work you had done that night, but then you are stressed because you just got in a fight and need a few drinks to calm down.. It's quite a mess.

I guess that would be the reason I don't approach perfect strangers and inform them that their wife/girlfriend is a pig. But hey, you showed him.. I am sure he had a shitstorm to deal with when his wife came to.